having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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