I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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