David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Acid is not a monday night drug
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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