your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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