Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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