Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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