CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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