Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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