I'm jealous of your bromance
I cockslap morals
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
The air taste purple.
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