I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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