Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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