And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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