ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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