Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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