He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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