Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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