doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
