Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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