READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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