Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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