People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
he laminated a picture of his dick.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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