Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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