I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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