Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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