S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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