How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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