pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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