How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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