I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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