More tranny stories later!
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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