I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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