Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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