Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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