North Korea, Best Korea!
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is my gift to your gina
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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