She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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