So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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