Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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