Grow some girl-balls and come out already
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Shame - the story of my life.
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