We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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