He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
