I didn't shave. On purpose
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just found puke in my bra..
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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