i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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