apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She made me pour olive oil on her.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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