btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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