the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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