come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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