Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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