Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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