question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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