There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
PANTIES FOUND
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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