In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Randomize
