Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
