So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Randomize
