i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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